Christian Nassif-Haynes

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(2020-10-15) I'm a straight guy who wears makeup to job interviews 👁👄👁
(2020-10-12) Interviewing at Canva
(2020-09-26) Windows XP's code has been leaked
(2020-09-14) Setting up Nginx to use Bash as a server-side scripting language
(2020-09-06) How I learned to stop worrying and love the cloud
(2020-09-05) Hello, world!